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For comedy writers, 'Situation' is serious
Newsday
July 24, 2005
By Diane Werts STAFF WRITER
'SITUATION:
COMEDY' - TUESDAY, 8 P.M., BRAVO
Hollywood,
glamorous? You might think twice once you see how the show-biz sausage
gets made. Bravo's new reality hour, "Situation: Comedy,"
gets into the nitty-gritty of series-making, and it ain't always
pretty.
The
deal is this. Wannabe writers from around the country submit thousands
of scripts to "Situation" executive producers including
"Will & Grace" co-star Sean Hayes. The finalists are
flown to L.A. to pitch to Bravo's hired show-runners. Five scripts
actually progress to have their creators meet with the NBC executives
who'd be taking the winning concepts to pilot. Then the two most-promising
get to produce a pilot presentation with name actors, professional
directors and all the network input the pros get.
All
the input. Allllll of it.
Here's
where dreams crash into practicality, art crashes into commerce
and egos collide big time. Not that this isn't happening from the
get-go. It becomes clear from the first night's first moments that
glib is good, that L.A. trumps heartland, that familiar is hotter
than fresh.
It's
not hard to spot early on which of the scripters or script-writing
teams are likely to impress the decision-makers. And people wonder
why prime-time TV so often feels like the same-old same-old.
Then
in subsequent weeks, things get really nasty. It isn't that the
TV pros look down on the first-timers. They're actually trying to
help, at least to get the show up and running and give it a shot
at success.
Experienced
writer-producers Maxine Lapiduss ("Roseanne") and Stan
Zimmerman ("Gilmore Girls") patiently guide the "lucky"
newcomers through the gauntlet that is rewriting, casting and dealing
with network "notes," making sometimes unwelcome suggestions.
"Situation: Comedy" condenses the process in unusually
sharp and enlightening fashion as the competing writers struggle
to navigate these choppy waters. Think of their shows as a jigsaw
puzzle, where you're trying to piece together the elements by shape,
color and compatibility. Do the actors they're considering look
like they could be related? Do they have chemistry? What about comedic
contrast among the cast, in terms of looks and personality? Does
an auditioning actor seem too nice? Too dangerous? Too plastic?
The
actors themselves get hauled into a cold, quick, one-shot chance
to impress that leaves you feeling sorry for anybody subjected to
it. Once the cast and crew do get assembled, there's a fast, facile
sense of "family" built around "appreciation"
for each other that can evaporate in a heartbeat. Speaking of heart,
lots of it is being invested in a process that's destined to dash
dreams the great majority of the time.
The
script-contest winners have their visions, which may or may not
be coherent or realistic. The network "suits" come across
at least as sympathetic in their own goals and expertise.
In
between are caught the directors - Amanda Bearse ("Married
With Children") on one project, Fred Savage ("The Wonder
Years") on the other - laboring to make the scripts take life.
Even more in a vise are the producers, who fill a sort of artistic
middle management, balancing the competing interests through casting,
table reads, rehearsals, behind-the-back maneuvering and such vague
suggestions as "It lacks that extra something."
Which
"Situation: Comedy" doesn't. There's more here than meets
the eye, thanks to the show-runners' candid observations and the
scriptwriters' sometimes ill-advised outspokenness. Before long,
viewers have a rooting interest, and in this show, that means something.
These are real stakes in the prospective professional lives of participants
who've been handed a lucky break for which they may or may not be
ready. And who says Hollywood is fair, anyway?
The
two concepts will get voted on by viewers once they are produced
and aired, and the winner earns a cash prize and a year's representation
by a Hollywood agency. If we don't get the next great sitcom out
of it, at least we'll know better why such classics are so tough
to come by.