ON
THE COVER
Situation:Comedy
Tuesdays at 8 pm on Bravo
New
York Times TV Guide Cover July
8, 2005 By
Neil Genzlinger
"Everybody
has a screenplay," Todd Milliner was saying, "but we didn't
know how many people had sitcoms."
The answer, it turns out, is at least 10,000.
Mr.
Milliner was talking about "Situation: Comedy," a reality
show he created with Sean Hayes (of "Will & Grace").
The show has its premiere this week, but actually started last year,
with an open call for sitcom scripts. The idea was to narrow the
submissions down to two, fashion them into 15-minute presentations
and have viewers vote on which they would most like to see turned
into a full-fledged sitcom.
Mr.
Milliner said he and Mr. Hayes (shown above and on the cover) thought
they might get 2,500 to 5,000 scripts; instead they got twice that,
with an avalanche coming just as the deadline arrived last September.
"The
post office called and said, 'You've got to come here; we can't
get in,'" Mr. Milliner said.
The
outpouring was something of a surprise, a pleasant one. "It
was exciting to see that there were that many people who were so
interested in the field," said Stan Zimmerman, who has worked
on shows like "Roseanne" and was one of several sitcom
veterans who helped whittle the pile down. Maxine Lapiduss, whose
behind-the-scenes credits include "Home Improvement,"
said she was struck by the time commitment all that closet writing
represented; it's not like belting out a song on karaoke night.
"To work or something for weeks like that is pretty impressive,"
she said.
Look
through thousands of scripts by would-be writers and patterns emerge.
"There were about 50 shows set in Alaska for some reason,"
Ms. Lapiduss said. Also, she saw lots of "funeral pilots"
- scripts with the founding premise was that someone had died and
left a relative an inn, a diner, whatever to run.
As
for common mistakes, Mr. Milliner said many scripts had good jokes
but "there really wasn't any story." Also - and this is
odd since one goal of "Situation: Comedy" is to try to
revitalize the form - a dismaying number of the submissions sounded
very familiar.
"The
biggest pattern I noticed is that a lot of shows were completely
similar to what's already been on television," Mr. Milliner
said, "right down to 'five friends who meet at a coffee shop.'"