MAXINE TAKES ON TINSELTOWN

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Susan Campbell Beachy

When you're a gay woman who started doing stand-up at 14 and ended up producing some of TV's top sitcoms you're bound to have some stories to tell. And that's just what Maxine Lapiduss does in Situation Tragedy: Observations on 10 Years in Hollywood…With Bongos, a musical that opens at Globe Playhouse in West Hollywood, CA, on Saturday, September 27. "It grew out of experiences that have happened to me-some exaggerated for dramatic and comedic purposes," says Lapiduss, a former staffer at Dear John, Home Improvement and Roseanne who currently works as a consulting producer on Ellen. "One of the songs we do is 'The Next Big Hippest Thing,' and it's about trying to sell a series to a networks and how the process changes every five seconds. By the time you end up selling them something, it's completely by committee -- a camel that has a horse's head and a zebra's tail and makes no sense. That sort of answers the question of why there's so much bad stuff on TV." Lapiduss, who started her career doing impressions of Cher and Helen Reddy in Pittsburgh comedy clubs, is happy to be back onstage. "When you work as a writer for so many years, you find yourself thinking, 'Gee, I would like to say this myself again.' There was some satisfaction in just having a thought and putting it out there yourself instead of having to go through five levels of executives." Now that Lapiduss has gone back to her musical roots, does this mean we'll see song-and-dance number on the coming season of Ellen? "We're not there quite yet, but it's still early," says Lapiduss. "We've still got 22 episodes to do."